Fun of IT Products and the members in position views.

Standard

Project Manager :  is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month

Developer : is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Onsite Coordinator : is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client : is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager :  is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team : thinks they don’t need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team : thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

Tester : is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

At some cases these are true!

Charu

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