- I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
- Don’t get lost in thought; you’d be in unfamiliar territory.
- Calling you stupid would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- The more I think about you, the less I think of you.
- I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
- I’d ask you your bra size, but you’d have to realize that the ABCs keeps going after “C”.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
- You should learn from your parents’ mistakes; use birth control.
- Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
- I’ve noticed that you never let a thought interrupt the flow of your conversation.
- No, I don’t mind that you’re talking so much — as long as you don’t mind that I’m not listening.
- I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
- Oh my God, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
- Good night! I’ll see you in my dreams — if I eat too much.
- When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
- No, I don’t think you’re stupid. But then, what’s my own opinion against thousands of others?
- I love what you’ve done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of one nostril like that?
- Save your breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date.
- Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
- You’re a person of rare intelligence; it’s rare when you show any.
- I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself.
- Sure, I may be fat, but you’re an idiot — and I can lose weight.
- I’m sorry to hear about your illness. I hope it’s nothing trivial.
- When you were born, something terrible happened — you lived.
- I’ve come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
- Now I know why some mammals eat their children.
- Don’t you ever get tired of having you around?
- I don’t know what makes you tick, but I hope it’s a bomb.
- Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?
- You are a beautiful person on the inside. Too bad we have to look at the outside.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- Someday you’ll find yourself, and you will be just as disappointed as the rest of us.
- Out of curiosity, were your parents siblings?
- If you said what you thought, you’d be speechless.
- I wish I had a lower IQ so that I could enjoy your company.
- No, no, keep talking! I always yawn when I’m interested.
- Is your family happy, or do you go home at night?
- I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
- They say opposites attract. I hope you meet somebody who is attractive, intelligent, and cultured.
- A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
- May I have the pleasure of your absence?
- You say you’re a wit? Well, you’re half right.
- Sure, I’d love to help you out. Do you remember which way you came in?
- I’d like to say I’m glad you’re here. I’d like to say it; I just can’t.
- If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.
- I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
- Your teeth are brighter than you are.
- You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
- You’ll go far someday. I hope you stay there.
- If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
- Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today?
- Me? Getting smart with you? How would you know?
- I’ll never forget the first time we met — although, I’ll keep trying.
- Don’t waste your money with a mind reader. Go see a palm reader instead — you’ve got a palm.
- Moonlight becomes you — total darkness, even more.
- I’d like to leave you with a parting thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it.
- I know you are nobody’s fool, but there’s still hope that someone will adopt you.
- Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
- Your entire purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Was that your conclusion, or simply the point in the conversation where you got tired of thinking?
- Must you leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
-Charu
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THESE R VRY FUNNY INSULTING LINES I ENJOYED IT I WNT TO TRY IT TO MY FRIENDS
THESE R VRY FUNNY INSULTING LINES I ENJOYED IT I WNT TO TRY IT TO MY FRIENDS
somehow i think they will be using them on you
lol
Just tried one. Totally awesome
Simple but important
Lol
These lines are awesome. I love them and tried some of them on my friends. Very good.