Monthly Archives: April 2011

Just for you to laugh- Dr. Vijay(actor) comedies!!!

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Dr. Vijay SSLC : goes 2 a shop and shouts: Where is the free item with
Mineral
water??
Seller: There is no free item issued with it.
Dr. Vijay: But on the label it is written as Bacteria free…Don’t Cheat
me
I am a Doctor.. Mind it.

Dr.Vijay : got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

“Mother: Indian
Father: Indian
Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Indians?” “Dr.vijay:ah
haa u cant fool me I read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese”

Ennathan Vijay ku Kulandhai Pirandhaalum,
Avanukku pirantha Mudhal Kulandhaiya Ellarumae
” THALA” pullanu dhan koopduvaanga….

Surya: Chess Vilayaadalaama?
Dr. Vijay SSLC: Neenga Poi Ground la wait pannunga naan sports shoe
pottutu
varaen!

Interviewer: Do you know MS office?
Dr. Vijay SSLC fail: Address kudunga sir poi paarthutu vandhurren!!!!
Interviewer: Sabba Mudiyalaiyae!!!!!!!

Tell any Microsoft Products.
Surya: MS Excel
Ajith: MS Word
Vikram: MS Powerpoint
Doctor Vijay SSLC Fail Said: MS Dhoni..:-)

INDIAN ATHLETIC LOST GOLD MEDAL IN OLYMPICS LONG Jump
Dr.vijay reads this in news paper and says, “WHO TOLD HIM TO WEAR GOLD
MEDAL
WHILE JUMPING”

What Dr.Vijay do if he becomes a chief minister? (Impossible anyway, just
imagine)
He will take a copy of Andhra Budget and declare it as Tamil Nadu budget
(Remake)

Vijay went to cloth shop. He asked INDIA flag… The worker gave him…
But
after some seconds the worker shouted.. Do u know WHY??
Vijay asked him “vera colour illayaa!!”

Professor: Neenga ennava aaga aasai padureenga?
Student: Naan MBBS padichu, Police aagi, Nalla software companyla, lawyera
work panni periya periya building ah katti   research panna poraen….
Professor: Aei niruthu… Nee enna Vijay fan’ a?

SHIP CAPTAIN- oh!!!!What shall we do???????The water level is rising above
the danger mark???????
DR.VIJAY- raises the danger mark above the water level…….
SHIP CAPTAIN-?????

DR.VIJAY- hey y traffic???
MAN-bcoz prime minister is coming
DR.VIJAY-PRIME MINISTER Na enna periya COLLECTORA?????

DR.VIJAY with CHENNAI SUPER KINGS
DR.VIJAY- I am one of the best actor in Tamil film industry
MORKEL- joke adichathu pothum…….poi tea sollu…..
RAINA- enakku sugar jasthiya………
DR.VIJAY(crying)- dai enga amma sathiyama na hero da……….
DHONI- thambi tea innum varala……

Dad:-doctor! En son’a kaapathave mudiyaadha?
Doc:-poison ethuvum saptu irundha kaapathi irukalam but paiyan veverama
“VIJAY” padatha pathirukran
Dad:-interval’la kondu vandhirundha avanai kaapathi irukkalama?
Doc:-vaaipe illa…introduction scene liye uyir poyidichu

Dr. Vijay SSLC started a college….

The Name of the college is
Dr. VIJAY MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING….

FLASH NEWS:
108 AMBULANCE SERVICES WONT BE AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC ON DECEMBER ALL
AMBULANCES BEEN BOOKED BY KAVALAN RELEASING THEATRES



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